Ask the Soviets! Russia-1

Here is our first Ask the Soviets! answer! ^^ It was fun coming up with an answer for this. *tee hee* Seems like something Russia would say. 

Oh and my apologies for how the question is put up there. I couldn't do it like how ask things normally are because my laptop is being an a-hole. Soooo....yeah. ^^ Ask the Soviets is still open for new questions. 

I do not own Hetalia!
(and once again, sorry for the poor quality)